Ooooh; feathered hair, mustache... that's gotta be 1979! At home in Honolulu with a few extra pounds from too much loco-moco.

Fiji surf trip, September 2000 with Glen Ricard, Nathan Pratt & Peter Gaulke. Buzzing after the Kava ceremony.

USO Tour at an Air Force Base in Alaska, with Gary Brightwell, Geoff Brown and a couple of old friends?

All time weirdest USO gig; Johnston Atoll, 850 miles SW of Hawaii. At the time, a bio-chemical weapons depot (that's why I'm clutching my gas mask). Had fun diving with the sharks. That's "Dano", Becky Pedigo and Carl Banks.

Not sure what kinda pinup I was going for here. It was when I first came to Hollywood, 1986 or so, ...used to jog around the reservoir scaring people with that stupid Herman Munster hairdo.

Comedy Store, hanging with Bob Schimmel, "What's that in yer hand, Jaz? " Ker-FLASH! Self-portrait.   Best thing about this one? Cuts  off my hairdo.

Richard Jeni, Joe Yanetty, and my favorite backlot anti-gravity trick.

Sam Kinnison & I trying to out-cheese each other.

Still my favorite adventure: Newport legend Patrick Hanifin and I scheming ways to make night-surfing more visible. We came close to making national news, then remembered the reason it all started: to get AWAY from the crowds.

Jaz Kaner - "artisan". That's my high-school ultra-blond haole noggin with some of my masterpieces. Pottery complements of Roosevelt High School, 2nd period ceramics. Most of the boards I made out of old boards that were stripped and re-shaped. (Note the rubber slippers I used for kneepads, ...genius!)

Here's me mooning you from Fiji.